Tuesday, December 18, 2007

How To Hug A Baby

My Father-In-Law sent this to me.....I thought it was really cute. Hope you enjoy!


1. First, spy a baby .

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before

Actually beginning the hugging process.


**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps

by making the 'paw slide' easier.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' So as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
Climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life !

6 comments:

Heather said...

Pam, pics aren't coming up...maybe it is blogger..but it was funny reading it without the pics LOL!! Especially "Next you need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process"..LOL

Pam--in America said...

Oh no! I can see them on my computer, but maybe I'm the only one.
Please, if anyone else can't see it....let me know!

~~Deby said...

I can't see them either, Pam...and right now..I am putting you on my blogroll...had computer problems yesterday...husband should me how to re-start the modem....
Deby

Pam--in America said...

Okay ladies, I think I figured it all out! Hope you can see the pics now.

Deby, thanks for adding me to your roll. I hope you get all your computer problems sorted out.

HOPE said...

HOW CUTE! I have seen this before and had a great chuckle then and now.

Yep..I think that dog is going to have a nice cozy spot in the "people" house watching over the baby!

Jessica said...

Aw, how cute!! :)